A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
9 comments:
That's cute, honey lifesaver! hehehe
oh man, I'm going to have to remember that one!!! haha
I've heard it before too, it still cracks me up. I guess they were hiney flavor instead of honey flavor ;-)
That joke was a lifesaver :-)
ROFLMAO
ewwwww...
Wait...
I don't get it.
?????????????
I'm slow. Forgive me.
Yoda, one good pun deserves another
Boo - :-)
kathi - I know, it's gross. I often have the mentality of a 12 year old.
~Deb, surely you jest
Lol :)
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