Gentlemen (and Ladies) : I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at the Garden State Plaza Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works. Two good looking twenty-something year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the frontseat. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the Paramus Park Mall. When you agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful......
11 comments:
Hey! I didn't know you were blogging! I thought you took a break or something. Glad you're back!
Ummm.....For this post......WHERE ARE THESE GIRLS!!???? I wanna get scammed!
You lucky little devil you! ;)
P.S. That lightening scared the BeGeEzUz outa' me!
Saturday they were with me ... can't say about Sunday though.
hahahah...hopefully you only had 2 bucks in your wallet!
Lol! My day certainly started with a smile :)
Thanks for the tip. I think I’ll set up a sting operation…
I'm laughing so hard that I just choked on some spit.
You suck!
But in a good way. ;-)
HEHE...
*sings Lola, L.O.L.A., Lola*
Don't know why, it just came to me after reading that. On an unrelated note, wanna go shopping?
Everyone had such great comments on this post.
~Deb - I'm still kicking, let's check out the commons.
JLee - I have a stack of singles.
Dakota - I wish I wrote this one, it really cracked me up too. I know I owe you a MeMe
Mr. schprock, you handle the New England sting operation, I'll handle the Mid-Atlantic states.
CrazySilver - I almost wet my pants reading your comment. Too funny.
Paula - thank you. I suck hard in soft places ;-)
Toni - Lets shop till we drop...
Paul - Good to see you again.
Saw your guitar in your photo and had to visit. This "scam" is a good one. I'll be visiting that mall soon to do my own investigation.
Dang, my cover is BlOWN!
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