This morning my wife was getting ready to take a bath. I walked into the bathroom and she was standing naked on the bathroom scale. I asked her "How much...?" She gave me a look like I was propositioning her. I finished the sentence with "... do you weigh? She said 100 with no clothes, 105 with clothes. I went to the bank today to take out $100 just in case...
4 comments:
Pound for pound, not a bad deal…
hhahaha...seems like it would be LESS with the clothes.
oh boy.
It's true. They are always cheaper when they are naked.
(I'm leaving now)
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