"Vice President Cheney is on an extended tour of the Middle East. They love him over there. He's known as Lawrence of Arrhythmia."
--DAVID LETTERMAN
"A new study has found that 3 million Irish men can trace their ancestry back to just one man. In his defense, the man said he'd been drinking."
--CONAN O'BRIEN
2 comments:
Yuk, Yuk.
I love the second one.
I love the late night monologues. These cracked me up, I got them from TIME magazine.
Ceri, What's an Irish 7 course meal?
A baked potato and a six pack.
Yes, Calvin and Hobbes rock
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